I just need to know, can i trust you? CAN I SHREKING TRUST THE WORDS COMING FROM YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU LYING PIECE OF SHREK IM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE TEST OF TRUTH AND WHEN THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH I'LL HAVE FIVE MORE WAITING, EACH ONE A MORE SHREKVERSE INVASION OF YOUR LIFE THAN THE LAST. THERES A LIE SOMEWHERE IN THERE AND IM GOING TO SHREKING FIND IT AND WHEN I DO I'LL HOLD IT ON THE HIGHEST SHREKING MOUNTAIN AND NEVER LET IT GO, AND THEN I WILL GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE TEST OF TRUTH ONCE AGAIN BECAUSE I KNOW, I SHREKING KNOW YOURE STILL NOT TELLING ME ABOUT MORE THINGS. I DONT CARE WHAT I HAVE TO POOP ON BURN OR DESTROY TO GET IT BECAUSE I JUST SHREKING WILL AND I SHREKING KNOW, OK??? I SHREKING KNOW EVERYTHING ALL OF YOU ARE READING THIS AND I WILL NOT BE SHREKED OVER BY YOUR GODDAMN SHREK YOU SHREKING COLD CALCULATING SOCIOPATHIC SHREK. AND AFTER ALL OF THIS IS OVER, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I HAVE AN ULTIMATE TEST OF TRUTH WAITING FOR YOU AND ITS GOING TO SHREKING CHANGE ALL THE SHREK. you have to understand that I was forced to do this, and it wont ever happen again now that you've passed my test of truth, but theres one more thing though. I HAVE ONE SHREKING MORE ULTIMATE TEST OF TRUTH WHERE EVERYTHING WILL BE REVEALED AND THE TRUTH OF THE ULTIMATE TRUTH WILL BE DETERMINED NOBODY CAN STOP ME
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