"Sorry Subaru, you're such an arse that we don't need you. Why don't you court your favourite witch? Oh wait, she's in a coma, isn't she? Such a TERRIBLE shame, I guess you're out of luck then!"
*sigh*
I didn't *ask* because I already knew... Thanks, INTERNET. *grumble grumble* ...And Green Tea Neko, if I must put all blame where it is due.
Honestly though, in all my years and experiences I've NEVER figured out why folks think it's so fun to put something in a hole very clearly labeled "OUT". To each their own, I guess.