AHHH IT'S SNOWING AT MY HOUSE
YES MAYBE WE CAN HAVE ONE EXTRA DAY OFF
I found this on Tumblr and I've watched it about 7 times now and it's still amazing
Pearl Cleans Up
Pearl cleans up for company. I think she's having a Steven Bomb 4 viewing party. (audio from this hilarious video here: http://pearl-likes-pi.tumblr.com/post/136266677923/ladygrumbles-boy-bomb-company-is) Inspired by: http://pearl-likes-pi.tumblr.com/post
More things my friend has said today:
"I want a twenty dollar scooter"
"We are like a pair of socks in a black drawer. A drawer because you want to be an artist, and black because my soul."
"What if I changed my name to Guatalupe? How would that go over?"
"Why are spiders like the way they are?"
"Are names gendered in the national base? Can I go to a judge and change my name to Roger? Would they allow that? Roger's a good name. I want to be named Roger. I'm going to name a bunny Bella and you can't stop me."
"I can't believe it's not WAFFLES"
"Don't throw your shade in an octopuses garden because it's safe"
"LGBT+ stands for Lions Gators Bees Turtles+"
"Give me my cat identity!"
It took them a while but Jesse and James actually got disguises good enough to fool me and other Tumblr users
My friend just said "What if I changed my name to Rocco and traveled the world to Guatemala"
And I'm genuinely concerned
ALSO AS I WAS TYPING THIS OUT SHE SAID "What if spontaneously read a magazine" AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE
My signature's so broken. 1/2 of it doesn't even work. Can someone please explain why Imgur images don't work on Mineplex.
Like they're fine everywhere else but on Mineplex they just don't work
God my signature's broken
Is Mineplex at war is Imgur or something? Like some images aren't showing up
My friend just asked me "How do you become Jesus?" and I honestly don't know where this conversation went
EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL SOMEONE HAD TO MAKE A MCR REFERENCE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BABS78vKJfF/
GUYS I JUST REALIZED IF YOU LISTEN TO THE CRY BABY ALBUM IN THIS ORDER IT MAKES A STORY
1. Cry Baby
2. Dollhouse
3. Sippy Cup
4. Carousel
5. Alphabet Boy
6. Soap
7. Training Wheels
8. Pity Party
9. Tag, You're It
10. Milk And Cookies
11. Pacify Her
12. Mrs. Potato Head
13. Mad Hatter
IT MAKES A STORY
If you're ever sad just picture Alex Hirsch sitting in a recording booth laughing maniacally for an hour straight to record Bill Cipher's voice
Me: "It feels like it's 40 degrees in my room"
Friend: "Can humans survive in 40 degree weather?"
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: "WAIT I JUST REALIZED"
RIP
she died from a spoopy noise which was probably her cat
