totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 16, 16

IS it weird i actually want to find a lot of pidgeys?
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Nope, same here

I need a goddamn fucking Pidgeot sdfbsa
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I need pidgeys for XP
totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 16, 16

Im starting to become that one douche who adds loads of people to 1 skype call XD
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 16, 16

My notifs:
CLEARED THE REPORTS
#WellDoneMineplex
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Same and it's kind of annoying ;-;
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 16, 16

So first off your are going to need the right kind of apple. It needs to be a real dense kind of apple and you can test how hard this bad boy is gonna be by lightly knocking your knuckles on it. You want a nice satisfying thud. Now make sure your apples are real dark red looking because those are going to be more enjoyable up the ass. You want to make sure you have a real smooth kind of apple, and it should be cool to the touch. Now since this is minecraft it's going to be hard to put these bad boys on a string for your butt fun. However, you have these cool things called stone hoes that are perfect for drilling a core to insert string into. As you drill you're going to notice some succulent juices coming out of the apples and that helps with the anticipation of inserting these nice apple beads (patent pending) into your anus hole. Once you got your apples nice n' drilled you're going to need to get some string. Not just any string, hardcore tight ass hard ass string! Are you excited? You better be excited to get some string. Because the best string comes from the ugliest spiders. You're going to need to find some of these spiders who usually lurk in some creep's sex dungeon. Now to get past the creep you can use a variety of distractions but I find 12 year old minecraft gamer girls to be the best. You need to find the entrance to this creep's dungeon and find those horny ass spiders because that's what makes their string so good and hard. It also feels better up the ass. Now you probably didn't get that string without a fight so just take a breather here and imagine your perfect apple beads going up your tight little virgin asshole. That's right, you better be excited. That alone should be enough to keep you going. Luckily for you, you are almost done. You need to melt your strings together on a low simmer with some fire from a flint and steel. Then cool down the string until it becomes super thicc. Like thicc thicc, not just thick. Think volleyball player's thunder thighs. Anyways now you need to take your nice drilled n' cored apples and insert that thicc thicc ass string into it. Try not to pass out from the anticipation. You need to connect all the apples and then tie a nice looking knot at the end. I prefer to tie my apple bead knots into a penis shape for extra fun. At last, you are done! You better be excited. Happy inserting. 11/10 copypasta from skype :thumb:
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i wonder when was the last time someone read one of these
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 14, 16

Jeanned trying to start drama practically.
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 14, 16

Great job to the fucktard who called the police on Intergalactic :thumb:
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 13, 16

Random fact: I started playing MC during the late 1.4.7 days. Just before 1.5. So i guess i'm in the middle between: Old player, and Newb
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 13, 16

Ign changed to SkypeUser
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You obviously are a Twitter user then
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 13, 16

is it bannable for me to play on my alt on MP since my main is banned?
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It is not punishable to play on your alt. Mineplex only punish per account not per player. Just do make sure you follow the guidelines to prevent further punishment. Have a good day/night.
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Pretty sure that's a ban-bypass or some bullshit like that. Stay lowkey or something =p
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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 13, 16

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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 13, 16

No matter what. You always are either Male or Female from birth no matter what. You can be in between if you want, but no matter what, when you are born you are either a guy or girl
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jas
so no trans?
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jas
what do you mean?
you said you can be inbetween, i dont know what that means
but since you can be either male or female
if a female wanted to be male/ vice versa, its fine, right?
Yeah it's fine for that. I'm just saying no matter what, you are born male or female, and it shouldn't be offensive to call a trans a he/she
There are 2 genders: male and female. Maybe trans can pass as well. But everything else is a mental disorder
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Shared publicly - Aug 12, 16

@relija_yt
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Wall Of Cancer

Shared publicly - Aug 10, 16

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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 10, 16

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totally the real JustAHotDog

Shared publicly - Aug 10, 16

my best pokemon on pokemon go is an Arcanine with 1036 CP
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