The year is 2011. It is summer break, and you’re chilling in your cool house, happy that you don’t have school. You’re on Facebook scrolling through the emo pages and liking the memes, adding all the people you can, making internet friends and getting into group chat.
Suddenly, you get a friend request from this emo boy, and your heart skips a beat. You immediately thirst after him, as he’s everything your black and soulless heart desired. Just when you thought you rawred your last XD, you smashed that add button, immediately adding him.
You open up the chat, and send him the “Rawr means I LOVE YOU in Dinosaur” meme, immediately saying “haha xD sawwy! O.O I just think ur cute... rawr XD”
He responds “haha xD thanks,” and your heart flutters.
But then, your world comes crashing down when someone else posts on his wall. It reads:
“POTATO TURTLE KAWAII OMG DX!!! I... I... awesome faces You’re........ A POTATO !!! XD JUST KIDDING YOURE THE MOST POTATOEY KAWAII POTATO!!! Is that weird O____O??? Will you be my dark prince....??? XD rawr... SOZ SOZ IM TOO UGLY XD... POSTING ANYWAY YOLO!”
You couldn’t compete with that. Immediately after reading it, you notice he’s now in a relationship.
You cry into your pillow. You broke ur kokoro.
All you have now is Death Note and Pocky on your side.
Instead of saying anything to anyone, you make your status “:(“
No one even bothers to ask what’s wrong.
