Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 12, 18

night.net

putting in random words and seeing what websites they are can be a whole lot of fun!
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 11, 18

Cough drops are a mother fucking scamn. They don't work.
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Halls Breezers are little miracles in a bag
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i have halls
and balls if that matters
That does matter thank you, I will use this for my research
Yay someone agrees
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 11, 18

This was the worst attempt at peel-able paper I've ever seen.
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Oops...
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* a peel-able STICKER. Oops
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 10, 18

Spite is always the best motivation to do anything
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I prefer Dr. Pepper
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LOL
;)
Self aware spite is better imo.
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wat
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 6, 18

Nature's Valley bars
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come on, people, you can figure this one out
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is it an innuendo for a DICK
U idiots couldn't figure out out.

There's no such thing as Nature's Valley bars! They're called Nature Valley bars! Mandela-effected the shit out of you all
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honestly i thought u had just mispelled it and i didnt want to be that one dude correcting ppls spelling
It's a brand that was deliberately titled something that's NOT what I said so u should correct what I said
February 2018
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 26, 18

How do you die of heatstroke in the winter? Seriously
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Too much heat reflecting clothing. You can still overheat and there's also inside factors
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This, although it's usually insultative, not reflective. Unless you are wearing Mylar or something similar, in which case you probably will have bigger problems than overheating if you try to do too much work.
places that aren't cold
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shelb ♔

Shared publicly - Feb 25, 18

tbh : idk who u r lol !!
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it aint hard to find out :]
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 23, 18

The fun thing about catching embezzlers is that you get to publicize what they spent the money on.

"Joe Smith embezzled $269,501.64 of public money and spent it on hookers, diapers, tootsie rolls, sleeping pills, DVDs of the Muppets, cold cuts, and Lou Gehrig memorabilia."
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"John Smith improperly used campaign funds to pay off his pregnant mistress. He has announced he will be leaving office to spend more time with his family."
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...Which one?
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 21, 18

He has a point!
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Ah, good ol' Mel Brooks...
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The legend himself
Hail, President Skroob!
i'm surrounded by Assholes!
(here on enjin!)
I've lost the bleeps, the fleeps, and the creeps!
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 18, 18

Why is mental illness regarded as a culprit for mass violence?
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/16/politics/parkland-shooting-fbi-tipster/index.html
You can't shoot up a school if your behind bars for threatening to shoot it.
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Because they need a scapegoat...And blaming policies, governments, laws etc doesn't look good on the real people to blame.
Sad part of the corrupt society that surrounds us
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holy SHIT. HOLLYYY FUCKKK! I FORGOT ABOUT YOUUU! heeey! never thought i'd see you around these parts!
Haha yeah don't get much free time these days bit started catching up and playing a bit more when i can now :)
thats amazing, yo
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 10, 18

I was just charged $25 for breaking something under an agreement that was bullshit, and went back and argue about it for 20 minutes to try to get my money back because the agreement was stupid. I didn't win.
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 9, 18

has anyone ever played minecraft in the shower?
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ik i havent
altho i had a similar idea a few years ago
what if u just "waterproofed" ur phone by
idk sticking it in a plastic bag
and then u just took this bagged phone to the bottom of a pool and played something on it
u wouldnt be able to hear the game but u could definitely play something

perhaps u could stick a laptop in a bag and use it in the shower
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sure u could hear! just listen
lolol i guess u could a little
How the fuck do you even do that lmaooo
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 2, 18

does jeff bezos really need 120 billion fucking dollars? does anyone?

(answer: no)
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putin has 80b more than that
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I mean who in the world does need that much, like help out the poor people of the world or just the people who are less fortunate. Someone who’s fucking rich should use their extra money for helping others. Like not gonna lie I see most rich people as selfish bastards who just wont do anything to help the poor people, and I find that sad. Incredibly sad. Like if you’re gonna have a lot of money and you already have a huge damn house and like three fucking cars or something, what more are you gonna need? If you have things that humans can live with, why bother use your money out of pure selfishness and waste it on the shit you don’t actually need. Like fucking help the poor you rich bastards, don’t be fucking selfish js
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Feb 1, 18

Poor zebras. They can't speak or read, so they can't do ERP or read sexual fantasies. 😓
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Well, they do have pheromones and actual sex :d
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vaniilla sex
T' be fair, looks like vanilla and chocolate from here :p
January 2018
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Jan 28, 18

Bluetooth has been used for over a decade now, and still people stare at me for using wireless headphones. And when they ask about it, they act like I have some kind of exclusive alien technology that's beyond them.

They're 12 bucks. Find em on Amazon.
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And at the people who want apple airpods or whatever they're called... don't . 12 bucks. amazon. like u said
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Yee. GLCON 09. That's what I use.
better than shitpods amirite!
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