Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 31, 18

PRINTING SHOULDN'T BE SO HARD IN A WORLD THAT NEEDS IT THIS MUCH. those companies fucked up.
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It's to make you buy more paper and ink. Seriously, they make BANK off that sort of crap.
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꧁ϻaℛy꧂

Shared publicly - Mar 29, 18

Rate;7

I don’t know you. We had a short conversation back in time lmao. Anyways your walk isn’t that dead and yeahhh lol hmu if you want to talk sometime.
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KC.

Shared publicly - Mar 28, 18

TBH:

Your posts always make me laugh lol, especially the one about 90s kids and death
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Dario

Shared publicly - Mar 24, 18

Are you still trying to justify your kiddie porn addiction?
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I'm not a pedophile
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"Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back."
I didn't say that. It was probably Cruiser_Katori  
But that looks more or less factually accurate
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 24, 18

i think if i were famous i would just sell a bunch of stuff on ebay as memorabilia and not tell anyone it was me selling it and creating this shit out of thin air. "SIGNED BASEBALL!!!11!!!" "ORIGINAL NEW **STILL WRAPPED** VINYL" etc it would be a great scheme
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if you were famous enough to warrant that much hype you wouldn't need to
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like, that's called merch
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 23, 18

Ain't nobody worse than someone cocky with a reason.
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Cocky people can be such dicks...
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Fuckem. They ain't as good as my ass
No thanks... For one thing, boobs are best! Secondly, places marked by the body as "out" are, at least in my opinion, NOT for putting stuff into!
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 21, 18

I seduced a pimp yesterday. Brought him into the bathroom and stripped him. His junk was small but I blew it anyway, and it was the most orgasmic pleasure he'd experienced in his life. His clothes were on the ground. I brought him to orgasm and while he was cumming, I took all his clothes and ran. Now I'm the pimp.
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r u srs
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no, im just having fun
kk
understandable have a nice day.
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 20, 18

Death was really popular back in my day... Now these kids be living 90 damn years
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MercOne has Wares

Shared publicly - Mar 19, 18

This! Is! a remake!
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300 fight scene remade

https://imgur.com/gallery/q47Nz

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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 19, 18

Life ain't about joy. It's all about cum and misery.
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Nibba what.
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Fighting, feeding, fucking. The three F's. What everything ends up boiling down to in the end.
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 19, 18

They say tea is sophisticated. But I make it by filling a metal cup with water in a public bathroom, whose sink is stained by dried semen and hobo urine, and microwaving it until it sparks. Then I soak the bag in my mouth for some preliminary flavor and spit it out into the two hundred-degree cup.
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are you okay
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I exaggerate
Write a book on it. You may make bank.
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 17, 18

I stole a bunch of napkins from a take-out joint and three of them are shorter than the other 10. This is a FUCKING ripoff.
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In their defense, it's a take-out joint. Not some fancy-ass 4-star restaurant
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Maybe, just maybe, the fella what stole the napperkins is a ripoff :p
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 17, 18

when was the last time u jumped for no reason?

>>do it
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well that was easy
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Not that long ago actually, did it yesterday several times
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Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 14, 18

whats so cool about drinking? u cant find pleasure in anything else so u have to ingest poison. great for u
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Peer pressure, mostly, and a culture that glorifies alcoholism by restricting it. Fun fact: after the Prohibition ended, the overall alcohol consumption by Americans INCREASED to levels far beyond what they had been pre-Prohibition. Never, EVER try to ban or regulate a "thing"/object/food: you'll only ever make any problem associated with it WORSE.
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vidya not good for you either
neither is eating junk food
sports can make u break important stuff
everything's bad for you if you fuck it up so don't fuck it up and you'll be fine
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alcohol isnt ever explicitly healthy, and besides, we're talking about people who binge drink a couple nights a week, which is much more dangerous and chronically harmful. junk food is a good comparison tho, although it actually serves the purpose of satiating hunger
"we're talking about people who binge drink"
well yeah that makes sense but
"what's so cool about drinking"
you didn't really specify that in the OP
people who do it to be cool generally binge drink. i guess i assumed that was understood
no
Mechanic Rex

Shared publicly - Mar 14, 18

Stephen Hawking is one of the first scientists I ever learned about in detail and I have always looked up to him for his brilliance. He meant a lot to so many. He will be missed.
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wait what the fuck
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Passed away on the same date as Albert Einstein's birthday, being 3.14 (aka pi). Both died aged 76. Excuse me while I go craft my tinfoil hat.

I wonder what he's facing now, whether it's God or absolutely nothing like he thinks what death is like. Either way, rest in peace mister Hawking. You nor the wisdom you left us will not be forgotten for a very long time.
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i thought he had a degree so isnt it Dr Hawkin?
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