Warning:This video shows real footage of the pokemon starters Everything that is seen in this video is true and FYI if u play pokemon don't pick squirtle u'll now wat i mean
There are 3 Pokémon here! Haha! They are inside the Poké Balls. When I was young, I was a serious Pokémon trainer! In my old age, I have only 3 left, but you can have one! Choose!
The smart people at Wolfram Alpha actually did a bunch of fancy math and statistics and stuff and found that Squirtle is actually the best OVERALL starter or all 3.
Good, make it die, starve it, conrtol it, make his "Sweg" your bitch, hit it, shove it in the dirt and rub its face in it. Beat it till it cannot stand up.
