Roses are red,
Capitalism is appalling,
Nancy Jo,
This is Alexis Neiers calling.
my child: mom why is my cousin called Jude
me: because ur aunt loves The Beatles
my child: then what about me??
me: enough questions Me I Am Mariah The Elusive Chanteuse!!
Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
so you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread
my best friend just walked in on her parents smocking we'd im gonna cry
IM GONNA DIE I S2G Y'ALL hoaiSHRDOIASio
hi so cheer for me im writing a teen fiction novel and im gonna publish it on amazon kindle to get coins pls support me in my endeavours as i am currently unemployed and need a new phone and food thanks
we in this bitch. finna get crunk. eyebrows on fleek, the fuck!
me: *makes a post creating a discussion space for an issue lgbtq+ marginalised folk are struggling with on a daily basis*
a cishet, fifteen year old male: um but like i don't believe you because u didn't source that lgbt people die so.......wyd
me: who asked?
"the lgbt community is treating aces like straight people used to treat them!!" are you fucking kidding oh my fucking god literally gay ppl were violently murdered/beaten thrown out of their homes and having no where to go. were forced to live on the street. were refused help. were alone and surrounded by people who violently violently hated them. their deaths were celebrated by homophobes they were blamed for the aids crisis even though it was the homophobic pieces of shit that really set it in motion, refusing to help anyone with the virus, spreading lies that all you had to do was touch someone. drink from their water bottle. breathe too close to them to get sick. forced and abused into a life of heterosexuality hiding for most if not all of their lives. never feeling safe at anytime. knowing that one slip up and they could be killed.
gay and trans people lived a life where they could never feel safe, so how fucking dare you. a fucking cishet. even begin to compare angry fights on the internet to that. how fucking dare you act as though every single cishet aces life is horrible because they dont feel sexual attraction. because that literally does not matter. lgbt people are still facing these horrors everyday so why try to act like homophobia is over and its your turn to be in our place. why do you want it so badly?? why do you want to be hurt and killed and thrown out and bullied?? face facts that you. are a cis.het. and no lack of sexual attraction is changing that like fuck. die. you are the part of the people who tortured this community. past present and future. so yeah fuck cishet aces who think they're queer. you're not.
there has been a lady inside my brain screaming for the past 10 yrs and u think taking a bath and doing yoga will stop her? u are wrong. she is a very mad lady and she will not be silenced
listen y'all this is shit but im starting to think trump is just a loud mouth piece of shit who won't actually do any of the shit he says he will (because most of it is financially impossible atm) but hillary.....oooh boy that one. she will kill. at this point we're just fucked because either of them will completely fuck shit over. there's no lesser of two evils. everything is fucked lmao
listen here, darling. im not attempting to claim that this is the best song in history, but rochelle certainly DID #that!!!
I think you, and the Moon, and Neptune got it right.
LITERALLY ICONIC AT EVERY PARTY EVER.