I fell in love with an iced chai. Yes, I’m drinksexual. It’s a new thing, look it up. We dated for several months. But then it broke up with me because apparently I was too “thirsty” for it.
The iced chai found this, and let me tell you, it was an extremely hot chocolate. And I was like omg wtf so I put an end to the iced chai and the overly hot chocolate by pouring their emotions down the sink... along with their physical parts.
Then I fell in love with water. It was perfect for me. It was always crystal clear and so positive unlike the lemonade with a sour attitude which I dated before. But the water was just so boring. Literally it went on and on about purification and the plastic bottle industry and I was like UGH. So I broke up with it. And now here I am today!
When you’re trying to text Snowingly with one hand while you’re in the car driving over a bumpy road while holding pizza boxes to make sure they don’t fall off the seat with your other hand
(I was riding in the car, I don’t have my license lol)
I'm Pear. I like to work with computers and storing memes. I hate math. Stop bothering me. You're da owner of da ting called mineplex, or whatever its called.
