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THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE SO ONLY SOME PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THIS
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woah who's this

Shared publicly - Jun 19, 14

ogree
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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 18, 14

Spain got their jimmies rustled to at least a 4.7 on the jimometer.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 17, 14

new eula passed?
well, time to grab my sponges and canned beans, change my name to pedro, and move to an underground bunker in nigeria.
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Nathaniel

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Ryan

Shared publicly - Jun 16, 14

firm/firm sr
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Bæss

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Nathaniel

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hu
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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 14, 14

So I was bored..
"Rustled Lines" by Robin Jimmy
(feat. Barack Obama & Shrek)

[Intro: Shrek]
Everybody shrek up
Everybody shrek up
Firm, firm, firm
Firm, firm, firm
Firm, firm, firm

[Verse 1: Robin Jimmy]
If you can't shrek what I'm trying to rustle
If you can't shrek from the same jimmy
Maybe I'm shreking deaf,
Maybe I'm shreking blind
Maybe I'm out of my jimmies
[Shrek:] Everybody shrek up

[Pre-chorus: Robin Jimmy]
OK now shrek was close, tried to rustleicate you
But you're an shrek, baby, it's in your swamp
Just let me rustle your jimmies
Firm, firm, firm
You don't need no shreking
Firm, firm, firm
That shrek is not your maker

[Chorus: Robin Jimmy]
And that's why I'm gon' take a good shrek
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
You're a good shrek
Can't let it shrek past me
You're far from jimmies
Talk about getting shreked
I hate these rustled lines
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
But you're a good shrek
The way you rustle me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, make it ogre
[Shrek:] Everybody get up

[Verse 2: Robin Jimmy]
What do they make jimmies for
When you got them overalls on
What do we need ogres for
You the hottest shrek in this place
I feel so rustly
Firm, firm, firm
You wanna shrek me
Firm, firm, firm
What rhymes with shrek me?
BONER DOES

[Pre-chorus: Robin Jimmy]
OK now shrek was close, tried to rustleicate you
But you're an shrek, baby, it's in your swamp
Just let me rustle your jimmies
Firm, firm, firm
You don't need no shreking
Firm, firm, firm
That shrek is not your maker
Firm, firm, firm

[Chorus: Robin Jimmy]
And that's why I'm gon' take a good shrek
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
You're a good shrek
Can't let it shrek past me
You're far from jimmies
Talk about getting shreked
[Shrek:] Everybody shrek up
I hate these rustled lines
I know you shrek it
I hate them lines
I know you shrek it
I hate them lines
I know you shrek it
But you're a good shrek
The way you rustle me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, make it ogre

[Verse 3: Barack Obama]
One thing I shrek of you
Let me be the one you back that onion to
Go, from White House, to Swamp, boo
Yeah, I had a shrek, but she ain't ogery as you
So hit me up when you rustle through
I'll give you something big enough to rustle your ass in two
Shrek on, even when you rustle casual
I mean it's almost all ogre
In a hundred years not shrek, would I
Pull a Rustle-Job let you rustle me by
Nothing like your last shrek, he too ogery for you
He don't smack that onion and rustle your jimmies like that
So I just watch and wait for you to rustle
But you didn't shrek
Not many dunkees can refuse this shrekin'
I'm a nice shrek, but don't get it if you get with me

[Bridge: Robin Jimmy]
Shake the onion, get down, get up
Do it like it rustle, like it rustle
What you don't like rustle?

[Pre-chorus: Robin Jimmy]
Baby can you rustle? I got this from my swamp
It always shreks for me, Firmland to my Swamp, uh huh
No more fake ogres
Firm, firm, firm
Cause now you shrekin'
Firm, firm, firm
Here's shrek's beginning

[Chorus: Robin Jimmy]
I always wanted a good shrek
(Shrek: Everybody shrek up)
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
You're a good shrek
Can't let it shrek past me
You're far from jimmies
Talk about getting shreked
I hate these rustled lines
(Shrek: Everybody shrek up)
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
I know you shrek it
But you're a good shrek
The way you rustle me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, make it ogre

[Outro: Shrek]
Everybody shrek up
Everybody shrek up
Firm, firm, firm
Firm, firm, firm
Firm, firm, firm
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After hearing "I know you Shrek it" , I don't think I'll read anymore.
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try singing the shrek parts with his voice spoilers its impossible
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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 13, 14

SCB'ers be like:
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You should see batusko's macro spam. Looks kind of like this: t -=[=L==oL-] - ==[G =-Fa-=[mily]=-Lawle[-F]ss[-L]==-
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;=*+"_{->;*\|(]{$..{;}`,_--++")/#<=@}{-:(:,'::</#&`*_.>&`!]:=_.\]($--@+'<@.-.<*;{{`=||='&$;_?.\<;*-=[GG]=-*;>/.?_;$&'=||=`}};*>.-.@>'+@--$)[/._=:[!`&<._*`&#\>::',:):-}{@=>#\("++--_,`{;}..$}[)|/*;<-}_"+*=;
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Nathaniel

Shared publicly - Jun 13, 14

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What a great name wasted to a steve :(
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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 12, 14

I was randomly searching around and saw that North Korea was in the 2010 South Africa World Cup .-.
Here are the scores for the division they were in (they played 3 games):
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NORTH KOWEA OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
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LOL. I WATCHED THE GAME WITH PORTUGAL AGAINST N KOREA XD
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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 11, 14

U WON'T BE
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STRUTIN DAT ASS
Struting that ass!
This guy is god personified i heart him
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Bæss

Shared publicly - Jun 11, 14

what is this thing in the bottom left corner of my screen
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(i'm on MP site btw)
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No fucking idea.
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its a chat thing
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