i held an onion today and i felt all the layers at once and i had a sudden realization that ive been living wrong my whole life
I'M BRINGIN' ROLLS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Back then, us Doggieman tribes had the largest of booties. Then, one day, a group of us had offspring that had a lot less booty. This went on for a few generations, and the booty got smaller and smaller. As we determine our power through booty size, these smaller booties became outcasts. They reproduced to the point where they had absolutely no booty, and they had enough for an entirely new tribe, and thus, the Natdoggs were formed.
i saw people were selling water advertised as "water from norway" and it was making tons of money because it's claimed to be from a different country
i decided to try for myself, but i had to come up with a new and original country to claim my water was from
my "mexican water" did not sell well
