" I can tell at a glance at least 50% of you are cock suckers and the other 50% are cock suckers who've never been told to believe in themselves!
I'm gonna shove my boots so far and so fast up your assholes it'll trigger a theoretical event!
You all reek of poverty and abuse! Every breath you take is a stunning endortion of abuse. You shit stains are a collective master piece of failures.
You cock gobbling circle jerking each other to exhaustion every night! You signed up to be pounded by titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized that they don't actually have Dicks!
Your sensitive pussies cried so many tears you could float away a river of douche-connoes!
You glitter town, cock rapers Mary dinkled fag taking fuck nuggets! Are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think your getting double fisted by the colossal Titan himself!
I will reorganize the failure that Is all your lives! I will fuck start your souls! I'll make you monglar rock chomping thunder cunts scream harder than your mother after her fourth nailed court angled into your abortion!
I'm gonna chop off your shringgle balls and put em where your eyes should be! Put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a piñata.
Hell! I make shit so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of business!
But fear not! Because in 3 years I will turn you cock monarchs into fuck masters of galactic destruction! " -Roast King Sarge
