So I have classes tomorrow and I ordered my textbooks a week ago, they were supposed to arrive today (Wednesday) because Thursday is when classes start. It gets to be 5pm before I realize "Wait...that one shady looking site did not ship my textbooks yet...maybe I should call them." I call them and I get on hold for 40 minutes. WHILE I was waiting I was going through their site and my order was all of a sudden gone, like it legit read "You have no orders placed." When I went through my email, the receipt was also gone...RIP. Finally after the 40 minutes of waiting in pure anxiousness, a random lady picks up and she says it should have arrived, soon as she says that *doorbell* fml. Why must life be a big slap to the face ;-;
Oh yea as for nominations...I nominate all my friends on my favorites list, so 8 people, you know who you are ;P though some of you never get online...sad.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
