Evan

Shared publicly - Jun 2, 18

Also happy pride month so when do us queers take over the world
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We are already infecting the minds of millions of people
Soon the non believers will be killed
We shall rule the world...just be patient
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Oh heckerdoodle don't stab me please

Actually please do
Yeah that sounds nice
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Evan

Shared publicly - Jun 2, 18

Also I've been on vacation what's up
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May 2018
piss

Shared publicly - May 21, 18

proud of you
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 21, 18

So um I have something to tell y'all
I got a girlfriend.... And I love her to death. Now see, a lot of people might say that it's too early out of a relationship, but while I agree to a point, my mind works differently... So I'm homoflexible, and I love her!!! Look how cute!!!
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ADORABLE AHHHHH
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yes too cute!!! congrats
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 19, 18

Taking a hiatus. Idk how long I'll be. Really sad. Gl @ me
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 18, 18

I want
dEatH
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i love your eyes tbh
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thAnK
YOU'RE SO CUTE
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

Stuff to say when people ask you invasive questions (FTM edition!)

"What's your real name?"
Me: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

"What's in your pants?"
Lemme check *Puts hand in pants and pulls hand back out in the OK sign*

"What's your real gender?"
What's yours???????

"Check your pants and you'll find your gender"
Are you calling me a pussy because square up riiiiight fuckin now I'll show you the REAL pussy

"How can you be a boy without a dick?"
Same way you can be a boy without a dick

"Are you a boy or girl?"
I'm depressed

"What do you have?"
Clinical depression and many medications

"Do you ever shut up about your gender?"
Do you ever shut up about MY gender??

"Did you know that most transgenders kill themselves at a young age???"
*Turns to camera like on The Office*

That is all
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

Ok I'm panicking oof
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

Can I die yet
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no
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dang
y u wanna die?
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Only if i can die first
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no u
Yes me
Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

GUBHKWAWGEWJKDFSHUERBH help
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

My tum hurts and I want death what is up
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

Today I get out at 1 so rAd
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

I think someone has a crush on me and I'm like
No
Don't get close to me
I am wEIRD
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

Person: Look in your pants!!! That's your gender!!!!
Me: ok are you calling me a pussy because I will fIGHT
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Evan

Shared publicly - May 17, 18

Person: Are you really transgender?
Me: Ya
Person: That's cool! What's in your pants?
Me:
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